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Abi, Lil, Mikey and Ola's car

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This is a page about our awesome car. You're probably going to be reasonably jealous unless you're one of Abi, Lil, Mikey or Ola. You probably are one of those four actually, because you'd have to be a bit of a looser to be reading this if you weren't. So, hi guys, how's it going? Hm. Anyway... Here's what we did. We bought some plastic animals and then categorised them.

taxonomy is way cool

There were literally loads of them.

literally loads of animals

Then we put them in a bag.

the old 'sweep into a bag' routine.

Then we were like, hmm, I wonder what we should do now, hmm, we've got loads of animals in a bag... hmm, hey, there's Lil... hmmm, ooh, look, there's a bath... hmmm. So...

we shoved her in a bath

and

covered her in animals.

It was seriously sweet.

Serious sweetness.

Ha ha ha, what fun. But then we got serious because cars don't make themselves awesome. People make cars awesome. And plastic animals, in our case, they help make cars awesome too. So we got to work.

Lear and Lawrence studiously afixing stuff, then Lawrence doing a bit of "omphalic contemplation" and finally Lear studiously getting on with it by himself

This work adequately paid off later when we had an aggressive line of horses which scared the willies out of a couple of kids who were going to mess with us.

horses can be seriously menacing

and a bunch of other pretty scary animals and stuff

check out the Tumni

After a long day of work which was so hard that it might even be called toil, we had supper with Lear's family (also Lears)

Bronty entertains Lear snr with a witty anecdote

Night night Horsies, night night Lil

 

End of story? Not a chance. There are way more animals that we need to pillage from of the good animal giving public - particularly bisons (check out the super sweet bison).

 

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